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welpnotagain:

tragedycamp:

adhd is so funny it’s like being possessed but with myself

me, desperately: can we please get something done?!

my inner demon, who is also me: IF YOU LIKE PIÑA COLADAS

wickedlittlecritta:

mech with “student driver” stickers slapped all over it


chenisthebestkitty:

cryptotheism:

prospitianescapee:

This one is pissing me off because there’s cheese in it. I’m not sure there’s a period of Chinese dynastic history wherein the type of dudes likely to be having rap battles would also have been familiar with hard cheese. There’d be political fucking implications to that. Fermented dairy products were often seen as uncivilized foods, and were associated in particular with northern “barbarian” cuisine (see: <lactose intolerance in Eurasia>), whereas competitive poetry was viewed as a civilized and scholarly pastime appropriate to civil servants and courtiers. Mentioning cheese in a verse which also references the heavens could be seen as an effort to legitimize the presence of these dangerous foreign elements within Chinese society, and, thus, as seditious. If dairy were to become a common theme in rap battles, it might be viewed as a dangerous sign of poor morale and defeatist thinking among the literati. “Emperor, we have got to move the capital to the south. The scholars are rapping about cheese. It’s all falling apart.”

Now this is a fucking post

Okay but doesn’t this legitimize the use of cheese as a derogatory tool in this verse?

Because the whole point is that the wife of the opponent is bad and stupid. If cheese is babaric, then doesn’t it make perfect sense to demean her by claiming she loves it so much she wears it all over AND inflicts it on the heavens, committing a transgression inconceivable to anyone with even the tiniest speck of good taste?

Doesnit delegitimize the verse or does it mean the writer went even harder than we expected?

cookiekappa:

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You can’t see Ed’s airpods but he’s actually listening to Hilary Duff’s Come Clean

markingatlightspeed:

ratfuck:

I put a smell on you

cats when they headbutt you

shubbabang:

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the sheriff

lotrlocked:

theparadigmshifts:

imsobadatnicknames2:

I want slower packages delivered by transportation workers who are paid more to work less and I’m not kidding

@mortuarybees​: #i think its deeply important for all of us to come to terms with the fact that its actually fine to be mildly inconvenienced

Some of us are old enough to remember when literally everything took about 4 weeks to ship.

My couch is arriving in 4 weeks and company gave us a $200 gift card in apology after telling us it would take 4 weeks when we bought the thing. I-this instant gratification is really doing something to us. I know I sound like a grumpy old woman but it is ok to wait for things if it means fellow human beings are treated fairly.

betazoidpantsuit:

castledock:

socalgal:

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Image description: a screenshot that reads the following;

“Nobody:

Girls that bullied goth kids in high school:”

Attached images are of Taylor Swift, a white woman with sunglasses, blonde hair, a black tank top reading “this is my fight song”, and green shorts. She is wearing a leather bondage harness. It is backwards.

my favorite genre of humor is alt text being just completely factual and somehow reading the image for filth

manywinged:

manywinged:

i love saying “get off my dick” even though i don’t have one

i don’t have a dick but you’re still determined to ride it

i-am-a-fish:

not to sound like a mom but have a great day today sweetie, love you